Failed Bicycling Repair

#1, Replacing shifter cable - Fail
#2, Adjusting Front Derailleur - Fail
#3, Can't spell derailleur - Fail
#4, Wasting 5 hours doing something a bike mechanic can do in 15mins - Fail MOREEEEE
#5, Forced to take it to the shop to repair - Fail

BIke Repair Wins:
#1, It's snowing like crazy outside so I can't bike anyway, so I got alot of time to fix bike - Win
#2, Greasy hands make me feel like a man - Win

On brighter note, I feel strong!!!